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LINGON
BERRY
AVAL
ANCHE
This is a world of dreams and reverie, where I felt the stars explode around me. A grass blade flashed with a gleam as it slashed open a moonbeam, and I stared back breathlessly. As mountains of fruit tumbled out, I barely had the chance to shout; a lingonberry avalanche crashed over me.
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title: O RLY? YA RLY.
Sunday, 27 April 2008 AT 7:54 am


O hai. Tri speek in LOLCAT all dae on teh inturnet. It killz but iz full uf win. Bin tri-nah do it, n I iz not getting headek yet, iz srsly gud. Dey ar evun tri-nah trunslate teh Bible into LOLCAT, gud luck der, but iz preety cool, lemme show yu it:

So liek teh Ceiling Cat lieks teh ppl lots and he sez 'Oh hai I givez u me only kitteh and ifs u beleevs in him u wont evr diez no moar, k?' -John 3:16

Okays den. Kittehs, u keeps praysin da Ceiling Cat, and tells othar kittehs u frindz wit him. Dont furget! U gotta do niec tings fur othar kittehs, and share ur cheezburgers and stufz wit kittehz who have nun. Dis maeks Ceiling Cat real happys. -Hebrews 13:15-16

Da win, I tell yu, da win. 'Kay me sweetch bak nao tuh plain ol' englush, kthxbai.
You can all start praising the Lord now.
(Damn, its so fucking tiring okay, YOU try it.)


People, go to the Ikuta Toma livejournal community (http://community.livejournal.com/ikuta_toma/)
or directly to this livejournal user's page (http://iwritebadporn.livejournal.com/), and read the fanfiction titled "Nippon Ham Fighters".
It is awesome, no shit. Full of randomness plus black humour, and its kind of depressing and witty and harsh at the same time. Its this kind of random things that end up making my day.
But if you can't stand sensitive topics like (slight) homosexuality, gore and graphic descriptions of errr...other stuff that people below 18 shouldn't be reading then I suggest you don't bother. Just a small warning, not that I can be shitted.
And if you haven't already, familiarise yourself with a few of Johnny's boys first, in particular Ikuta Toma, Yamapi, HaseJun, Kanjani8, NEWS, others like that. It would help lessen confusion I suppose, what with all the japanese pop culture references.
At any rate, just go read it. (Adel, in particular. :D) That's some seriously good stuff.

I shall go have an afternoon nap now, haven't had enough sleep last night, thanks to the amazing Step Up, hurhurhur. Plus, I had to wake up early today to go for the 9 o'clock mass.
Whatever. Bonsoir.

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