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This is a world of dreams and reverie, where I felt the stars explode around me. A grass blade flashed with a gleam as it slashed open a moonbeam, and I stared back breathlessly. As mountains of fruit tumbled out, I barely had the chance to shout; a lingonberry avalanche crashed over me.
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title: FB kept booting me off their system last night akdjgsuighfui
Tuesday, 30 September 2008 AT 3:11 pm


I reckon I stink now because I was with James in the shed just now having a fag.
The idiot waved his cigarette in front of my face, fanning me with smoke, trying to get me to smoke again. Whatevs JJ, I'm not going to.
I'm starting to smell a lot like him these days; that time we were at the station and he took out his expensive deodorant and started spraying us. Wtf, I know LOL.
And now I smell like him because I was in the same metre radius as him and his fag. Oh well.
No worries Jay, you know I still love you. You'll always be my pet uh :D:D:D

Ohoh and, I'm HAPPY today, because I went to school with OrangeBoy and we talked all the way and he said he'd take me to Portsmouth to go clubbing one day. Yes!
Also, congrats to Sabina on snagging a date with SpanishGuy. I'm really happy for you, even if you are going to leave me by myself in Math cos you're bunking for your date. Heh
Louis, when are you buying your motorbike? I wanna go with you~ :)



title: So baby bring on the pain
Saturday, 27 September 2008 AT 11:01 am


It's goodbye to my sore throat (yayness) but hello to a horrible flu (bugger).
How can a person as small-sized as me produce so much snot and germs, tell me. And now my nose is raw as well from my blowing and rubbing it too damn often.
But I can't help it! T_____T

And I think I'm coming down with a cough as well. My poor voice.



title: Feckkit
Thursday, 25 September 2008 AT 10:47 am


Still an hour more to go till Sociology.
What shall I do between now and then (apart from jumping off from the highest storey to relieve myself from supersuperfuckingpainful sore throats once and for all)?
Hmmm


Absolutely off topic really, but I adore The History Boys. :)



title: ZOMFGHYPERVENTILATESANDDIES! Cont'd
Wednesday, 17 September 2008 AT 3:59 pm


I take up the Apple Store student offer and get a MacBook Pro, pay from £1195 and save like £104, following which I buy the new iPod nano for about £109.
Then I submit a claim online once I receive both, and get a £95 rebate.
Which apparently is like, buy a MacBook and get an iPod nano (almost) free.

If only I'm not dirt-poor.
*Sniffles and swoons simultaneously



title: ZOMFGHYPERVENTILATESANDDIES!
AT 3:59 pm


OMFG, I WANT THE NEW IPOD NANO!
It is the absolute LOVE, observe:
























They've got it in prettypretty ORANGE, how do you expect me to resist??!


Plus, it's got an inbuilt Genius program (like having my personal DJ, heh), the "shake-to-shuffle" function, and the accelerometer that up till now is only present in the iPod Touch and iPhone.
*Dies



title: Uruha is rabu
AT 3:59 pm


I was just thinking about how Adel might actually have her wish come true (albeit like, months late), and that I might abandon Blogger for my Livejournal or Xanga.

I like bs.com, really I do, especially the fact that you have entirely customisable templates. And also that you can get skins the easiest, heh.
But other than that, there's nothing much you can do, is there? Not like in LJ, where you've got communities and all sorts of things, or Xanga with its blogrings and huge collection of fonts.
And all that other whatnot they've got there.
There's just more appeal over at other weblog hosting sites, I suppose, I dunno.

I won't delete this blog, no effing way, but it'll probably not be as active as it used to be. I'll try my best to juggle though. :)
If you want my LJ or Xanga links, contact me directly.
chokeoncaviar.bs was a fun place. Cheers!



title: 9Tee
Monday, 15 September 2008 AT 9:06 pm


I seriously need to stop reading fashion blogs.
I am driving myself up the tree because I see so many pretty things, feel so happy, and then slam back to reality when I suddenly remember that I HAVE NO CLOTHES. It is so depressing.

So. No more fashion sites for Cat, no. Better stop it before I slit my own wrists or do something drastic like spend every single penny I have in my bank account on pretty gold lined leather boots.
Well okay, I'll stop (for today) after Bryanboy.

Have I mentioned how much I love Bryanboy and his faggotry?
Well, I do. Whores of the world unite there, y'all! Yes, apparently Derek Zoolander was based on a real life person. And he blogs! :D
Plus, Hong Kong mags have been all over him recently: Apple Daily (Inorite!), Jet Magazine, East Touch, and Milk (gaaah!) as far as I know.
I want those rags. Roar.



title: It's called Class; where's your's?
Sunday, 14 September 2008 AT 10:16 am


I had something better to say when I logged on, I know it, but now I've forgotten and I still want to type something, so this post has degenerated into some annoying flailing about how much I RABURABU my current desktop wallpaper.
THANK YOU, MIRA, YOU MAKE MY LIFE BRIGHTER!

I am currently hounding the livejournal communities Jisatsu and hado_boirudo. Occasionally iwritebadporn as well. The win uh.
RyoUchi fans would love the place, it's extremely addictive okay.

Btw, Mira did not ask me to plug her comms, I did it of my own free will because I think she deserves attention. :)
About my mention of RyoUchi in a previous post, here are teasers, feast your eyes:
(Credits go to either Mira [saihara] or Jisatsu)
School starts again tomorrow. Yamapi is grinning and Kame wants me to make love to his anorexic body. Gurrhk.



title: Yelldotcom
Friday, 12 September 2008 AT 8:46 pm


Horse:
"One to the two to the three to the four
I'm a hip hop horse
Go Marcus, go Marcus"

Marcus:
"I love the lyrics
I love the way he says my name"

Horse:
"Go Marcus, go Marcus"


That commmercial is absolutely made of win. XDDDD



title: Add me as a Poupee Friend (:
Monday, 8 September 2008 AT 2:47 pm


Well, at least the first day of school has ended.
That has got to be the most boring first day of school ever. Plus, it makes it worse that I didn't get to actually know anybody.
I did talk to people, yes, but that was just random stuff, and that can't be considered as "making friends". I've never actually had problems with meeting people before, and now that I'm faced with this new difficulty, I don't quite know how to handle it.
So the bods in my tutor class are...quiet. Mostly. That sucks big time luh; I would rather be stuck in a rowdy class anytime. I've been in artsy-fartsy, noisy, crazy, troublemaking classes all my life, so now that I'm in a different environment, I'm out of my depth. Damn.

The single person I talked most with was the girl sitting beside me in tutor, and she's (not to be mean) somewhat of a biatch, with an equally biatchy friend. Sorry. She was kind of pretty though, not that that makes up for me calling her a bitch. Whatevs. Idc, not really.
My sister got the better end of the deal; apparently her class is the type that I should've been in. And, she's made friends, so yeah. From what I've been hearing, I'd rather be hanging out with them anyday.

To satisfy some of you (ahemhem), yes there are hot guys in my class. Two or three of them, which isn't bad for a class of twenty plus people.
Hopefully the kids in my actual classes would be better. But that's tomorrow's problem.
I MISS MY FRIENDS AND DARLS MORE THAN EVER!
Okay, I shall go drown myself in Maou and RyoUchi fics now. :D



title: Nude beach video as a birthday present!
Sunday, 7 September 2008 AT 9:46 pm


HAPPY BIRTHDAY, THEODORE! <3<3<3
ILYSM, you crazy ass of a cousin! Hurry and grow up and I'll bring you partying next time okay? We'll paint the town red together, promise! :D:D:D

School starts tomorrow. Time passes too quickly okay. Today my feet officially died on me. I don't know how I'm going to be walking around tomorrow. I hate my stupidity. I probably look like a cripple. I shall likely be laughed out of the school. Guurgk, I hate my life.



RYO IS PWNAGE.
RYO PWNS MORE THAN YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE.
RYOUCHI IS THE BEST OTP EVER.
RYOUCHI CHEERS ME UP TO NO END.
RYO IS THE ORIGINAL SMEXY OSAKA MAN.
RYO IS UNDEFEATED.
RYO ROCKS SERIOUS BALLS.
RYO SHALL STAY TOPS. (With Uchi staying bottoms, ahemhem)
RYO IS THE LOVE.
THAT'S MR NISHIKIDO RYO TO YOU, MERE MORTAL.

There, just needed to get that out of my system. :)



title: BRB BITCHES!
Saturday, 6 September 2008 AT 11:20 pm


RyoUchi = Best OTP ever!

Inorite, too awesome
Even more than I Can Has Cheezburger?!
But examples up next time, gaah.

Can't wait for the 14th chapter of Hello Goodbye!
Hurry up, Mira! (Soz, LOL)



title: Specially selected couscous
Friday, 5 September 2008 AT 1:54 pm


My first thought this morning when I woke up was, "It's gotten colder than yesterday."
My second was, "Ow."

I've been aching all over since last night, only it wasn't as severe then. It's times like this when I curse the fact that I was born as a girl. A physically normal girl who has periods.
I hate having periods; the PMS which makes me SUPER bitchy, the tummy bloating, the period itself (duh), the occasional cramps, and the aching.
I am dying luh!
Every single muscle is my body is screaming bloody murder. My arms, my legs, my thighs, and back, my waist, my neck, and even my bum. What the heck??
I desperately hope that my period ends before monday, when school starts. (Fat hope uh.)

Speaking of which, two more days to school!
I only have the weekend left with which to slack around and relax, then it's buck-up time for me. Oh well, I do suppose I've already had more than my fair share of holiday-ing. It's time to wake up from my summer lovin' dream (cos it's autumn now LOL), and snap back to reality, however harsh it seems. All dreams have got to end sometime.
I shall do my best for my new school life, わたしはがんばるな!
よろしくおねがいします!



title: !?yako ffo kcuf
Thursday, 4 September 2008 AT 10:04 pm


我的妈,你到底有完没完啊?都已经要三年没联络了,不是我不想继续跟你做朋友,而是你根本把我忘得一干二净耶。移民来英国之前我确实发了email给我contact list里的每一个人,你的email又没变,所以不可能没收到嘛。
现在你无缘无故在facebook里一直缠着我不放,说什么我拿了你的DVD几年没换。你都没理我,我怎么跟你见面,怎么还给你啦,拜托!这下好啦,我人已经在英国,至少要两年才回去新加玻好不好?你就坐在那边慢慢等吧,要怪的话就只能怪你自己手脚太慢。
“要珍惜眼前人”这句话你没听过吗? 你妈没教你啊?
烦我一个人也就算了,可是你还要去骚扰我的朋友,这太离谱了吧!够了hor,你最好就此收手,再这样下去你一定会后悔。

还有,你听好:我没有你的东西,okay??!不要惹毛我,告诉你。臭三八。



title: "Eventually you fall asleep. And when you wake up, it's true. You are part of a brand new world."
Wednesday, 3 September 2008 AT 8:23 pm


Our shipment is delayed. AGAIN.
I cannot express to the full extent how pissed I am. Dad broke the news this morning over breakfast, and I immediately lost whatever little appetite I originally had (not that I had a lot to begin with, close friends should know).
Apparently, the earliest time that our stuff can arrive is after mid-September. And even then, we might have to be the ones to pay the dock company a detention fee, for them having to hold our shipment in the docks for a longer period of time than arranged, and therefore obstructing the running of their business. It's not as if we don't want our things released okay? Bloody bastards.
Hell, I don't even know what I'm going to do; I'll have to go to school wearing the same few sets of clothes for nearly a month, I'll only have one bag to use, plus all my school stuff is not with my luggage. See if I don't become the local laughing stock within the duration of my first day.
I am so dying.
Somebody, please shoot me. It really would be kinder that way.



title: eightsevensixfivefourthreetwoone!
Tuesday, 2 September 2008 AT 9:49 pm


EIGHT Lasts
1. Cigarette: Lastlast year, in 2006.
2. Beverage: H2O.
3. Phone call: I've forgotten, it was so long ago. T^T
4. Text message: Either Tiffany, Hillary, or Jacqueline.
5. CD played: Journey by w-inds.
6. Bubble bath: A LONG time ago.
7. Last time you cried: About two months back.
8. Meal: Cream of mushroom, naan,green peas &
kidney beans. (Weird, I know.)

SEVEN Have You Ever-s
1. Dated someone twice?: Yes.
2. Been cheated on?: ...I think so, sort of.
3. Bought condoms?: Yes, but not for what you're thinking.
4. Kissed someone & regretted it?: Yes.
5. Fallen in love?: Not really.
6. Lost someone?: Yeah.
7. Been drunk and thrown up?: Got buzzed, but
didn't throw up.

SIX things you did in the past three days
1. Sleepsleepsleep.
2. Finished Nobuta Wo Produce.
3. Changed my blogskin.
4. Facebook-ed.
5. MSN-ed Sarina.
6. Played Poupee Girl.

FIVE people you can tell pretty much anything to
1. Adel.
2. Sarina.
3. Tiffany.

FOUR things you want to do before you die
1. See w-inds. (and Ryohei Chiba) and Gackt live!
2. A round-world trip with best friends, Japan
definitely on the itinery.

3. Experience true love, the real deal.
4. Be completely happy and at peace with
everything, even if only for a minute.

THREE favourite colours
1. ORANGE!
2. Red.
3. Lime green.

TWO websites you frequent
1. This site, duh.
2. Facebook.

ONE thought in your head right now
1. "I should reply Jinnie's message on Poupee Girl now."


"Your problem is that you're so busy looking for the lies, you can't see the truth."



title: That's the night I see a ghost.
AT 5:51 pm


一直都说要换我这个blogskin,但又一直都懒得去下手。
虽然对paris in heavenskin 没什么不喜欢,可是每次上这blog 就看回同一张照片,很闷。
现在到时候来一下“大改变”啦!这回不再用navi-skin了,按来按去太麻烦,来个较简单的。上老地方找到了几个合口味的skin,用完这个下次换来让你们看。
哎哟,每次搞新blogskin 都要把朋友的links 从新弄一次,一开始就不能停,而且要弄超久,因为我实在有太多太多的links了。天啊,这次又要花多少时间呢?希望能在今晚内办好吧。


表姐Jacqueline 最近办完了“过大礼”,postfacebook 的照片都很漂亮啊。在恋爱中,快要结婚的女人,果然和一般女人不同,灿烂多了!哦对了,那位可爱的小妹妹又是谁啊?

我想我从现在开始会用多点华文来blog,毕竟这是我在英国唯一可以练习华语的好办法,而且从现在经济的角度来看,学会华语比学会法文或意大利语较有用耶。
对不懂得普通话的朋友们:不好意思啦,哈哈!平时还是会用英文,不用担心。:D