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This is a world of dreams and reverie, where I felt the stars explode around me. A grass blade flashed with a gleam as it slashed open a moonbeam, and I stared back breathlessly. As mountains of fruit tumbled out, I barely had the chance to shout; a lingonberry avalanche crashed over me.
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title: Flailings of a fangirl's brainfry
Sunday, 22 February 2009 AT 3:42 pm


NO WORDS. JUST WATCH (in HQ prs).






DBSK (YUNHO & YOOCHUN) HAVE REPLACED MY BRAIN WITH MUSH AND CANDYFLOSS. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥



title: Goodbye Stage
Sunday, 15 February 2009 AT 12:00 am


Randomly stumbled across this while searching for something else but it made my Single Awareness Day happy :D
Enjoy watching Seungri pwn all the people present with his aegyo. Even Dae the Funny Man had to fall under the aegyo power; Seungri should just take over the world already.
(I was specifically referring to the first 4&half minutes of the clip, though the rest was entertaining as well)


HAPPY VALENTINE'S!



title: I hate my laptop, I need a MacBook
Sunday, 8 February 2009 AT 9:27 pm


(Us at Thu's for birthday celebrations)

I had this completely amazing dream last night that was not Big Bang related.
Just the fact that it hasn't got the boys in it already makes it out of the ordinary. (Ooh err hang on, they might have been there right in the front bit, just not the main parts...oh well)
Point is, He was in it.
I do get like that sometimes; I can go by for ages without a single thought of him, then he'd suddenly do something online on Facebook or whatever and I'd be reminded of his existence again. Sometimes it hits me so strongly that he even invades my personal LaLaLand. Like say, last night, for instance. I was quite happy with my little slumber (with or without Big Bang, I can't be sure), and then in he pops looking great as usual, smirky and mischievous just the way I like it. And err well...
I'm not going into details here, it's not really any rated stuff, just enough to make me feel extremely fluttery and squishy and happy with life in general.
Well, till someone crashed in and started waking me up. -_________-
My god, it's been years since That Incident, when am I ever going to get over him? Am I ever even going to? I reckon it's the regret; I still catch myself bopping me on the head internally when I think about it. If only I'd followed along, after all I'd already made the first damn move, and its supposed to be the most difficult but I'd crashed right through it. Only to step down after that, because of a friend.
What the fuck was I thinking? I seriously think I gave the term "young and foolish" a whole new level of meaning back then. Oh the possibilities....aiish.



Note to self:
Finish BB fic for Jun-kun! x



title: Snagged off Jacklyn for crack purposes (:
Monday, 2 February 2009 AT 11:17 pm


Answer the questions that follow and fill them into the blanks of the template:

Dear (the last person who texted you),

I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5).I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory.You should also know that I (10) (11).

(12), Your name.


1. What's the colour of your shirt?

Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Brown - The mafia wants you
Green - Our horoscopes don't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the colour of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Barefoot - Sit on
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Other - Drive out

5. What's the colour of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Iraq
Purple - My mustard souffle
Orange - My Kid Rock collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
House - Scarred
Lost - High
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle class

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Sad - How boring you are
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
None of the above - Ashamed

8. What's the colour of your bedroom walls?

White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Green - The pictures from LA
Grey - Our matching Snoopy bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Others - The memories in the military service

9. What is the first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - Results of your blood sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. What is the last letter of your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water - Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation of an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second World War
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you want to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off
France - In pain

Dear James,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it when I changed tennis shoes outside of Chicago and I saw you sit on Manchester United's goalkeeper.
I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep the oil stocks as a memory.
You should also know that I never openly mocked Oprah Winfrey imitations.

Go burn,
Catharina.