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This is a world of dreams and reverie, where I felt the stars explode around me. A grass blade flashed with a gleam as it slashed open a moonbeam, and I stared back breathlessly. As mountains of fruit tumbled out, I barely had the chance to shout; a lingonberry avalanche crashed over me.
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title: I don't care eh eh eh eh eh
Sunday, 30 August 2009 AT 9:45 pm




And I bow down to the genius of the boy that is G-Dragon.



title: Why do I keep coming back to you
Saturday, 29 August 2009 AT 6:03 pm


Also, mum's coming back from Hong Kong today!

YES, no moar dishwashing duties presents! :D:D
I am deliriously excited over the prospect of receiving my guilt presents.



title: I heard you fell into a rabbit hole.
AT 5:41 pm


I need to watch this episode of Star King! Subs prs!!



Jokwon very nearly met his match in the showdown with that Japanese guy. Granted, dude's good; if he was up against any other boy he'd pwn their asses.
But he's with Jokwon, the best motherfucking ~*diva*~ this side of the century.
Oh Kwonnie, you're the ultimate head diva bitch queen. FOR,EH,VERR. & I love you for it ♥
Also, HPBBD, prs never change.

Nichkhun eating that piece of tortilla wrap was the cutest thing. Hot hottie with the eyebrow wave was hot , but he can't beat Khun.
Wooyoung, you are hilarious. You and Khun are seriously meant to be.

Those guys have my soul 8"D
NEED. TO. WATCH.



title: G G G G baby baby, GD GD baby baby
Tuesday, 18 August 2009 AT 3:51 pm




OHMYFUCKINGGOD.

The second I woke up today, it hit me that today's The Day.
I screamed, and turned on my computer.
And there they were, those ten precious links sitting pretty in a post titled "G-Dragon album dropped".
Oh hell yes.

What can I say? G-Dragon is G-Dragon after all.
If there's one person alive who can live up to all the hype in the world, its Kwon Jiyong.
Thank fuck I knew and trusted enough not to listen to nasty rumours on the internet, ftw.

And now I can't stop spazzing over it; the whole Heartbreaker album is on its sixth continuous run in my iTunes now. I am so in love with it. Can you feel my excitement? 8D

The Leaders is so much dope, its easily my favourite track; the collab with Teddy and CL was absolute win. The title track is obviously typical GD greatness, if not a little heavy-handed with the electrotechno shizz. A Boy and Butterfly are both mad sexy, in completely different ways. Korean Dream lived well up to my expectations; and not only for the fact that GD swears and mentions "Cap'n G-Sparrow" and that Taeyang sounds unf.
Oh Jiyong, you kill me.

BRB, hyperventilating still. ♥



title: I'll freaking kick your ass if you don't let go of my fruit salad!
Wednesday, 12 August 2009 AT 6:37 pm


OMFG. I WAS SO SHOCKED.

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OH DAESUNGIE-OPPA!
How the hell did you even survive a crash of that proportion?!
I was in town with Becks, trying to decide between two different kinds of liquid foundation, when my sister texted Becks and she told me the news, and I shrieked so loudly everyone in Superdrug turned to stare.

So now he's broken his nose, injured his arm and hands, and has problems with spine alignment. Apparently he needed 15 stitches somewhere as well.
Poor mangled boy's got to stay in hospital and rest for like 3 months, therefore Family Outing's off, and so is Shouting!. (I was in Shakeaway when I got the news, yelped like someone stabbed me again; I was so looking forward to him acting with Seungri)

But just...thank god he made it out of that wreck alive.

And to whoever said this was all an elaborate cover-up for a nose job,
FUCK YOU VERY MUCH, KTHXBAI.


/EDIT:
It's just been revealed that Daesung's injuries are more serious than they were initially made out to be. Ho shit.
His left eye bone is fractured, which will need to be operated on as well as his nose. That's on top of the stitches, which were for his arm wound. GAAAAAH.



title: Oh, I werq it.
Saturday, 8 August 2009 AT 1:42 pm


Oh dear lord, how epic is this??



Camwhoring, lip-syncing SHINee boys are so much adorbs!
Ninja!Onew is everywhere ♥
"Hello, my name is Michael Jackson." ROFLMAO forevar!!

So yes, once again I've failed to blog about my life and instead substituted it with Kpop-related clips. I'm sorry, but can I really help it if Kpop is my life now? :O